Who loves sport? Everybody adores sport, that’s who. But they particularly flip out over tournaments. This summer has been incredible for international exercise fans. Lots of people, like at least a hundred, recently enjoyed the kickball thing in France – and then were ecstatic when TV was cancelled for a hitball fortnight in Wombledon. Next up, lycra-clad types will be jumping up and down or running about a bit in South Zikavirus. It only stands to reason that Stealthvape should enter the fray with a vape-related championathon.
The television flickered in the corner of the room while Dave popped another can of super-strength cider. It was one of those dull programs that Joan hated, one of them that don’t have any dancing or people locked in houses. Dave had lost track of the number of times he’d told her it was the job of news to be boring.
There’s a crisis facing vapers but nobody is talking about it. There’s an end of times approaching yet everyone is blissfully unaware. “Give, us your (chuffing) money!” said Bob Geldoff once upon a time. Little did he foresee that a greater crisis was to come...
Some people have chosen to vape as a means of quitting smoking but others have decided they want to do it to rid themselves of nicotine altogether. There are vapers who get by with a basic setup while there are those who just can’t get enough kit. Perhaps you want a souvenir of your time vaping as testament to quitting smoking? Maybe you yearn for a vape-related collectible series? Read on...
OK, this is going to take some doing on the part of a lot of people, but vaping needs it. In order to spread the message and encourage smokers to make the switch to vaping we are going to have to take direct action. The Tobacco Products Directive supposedly outlaws advertising the benefits of an ecig – so it’s up to us. You, me and Fat Dylan from the bus stop. It’s up to us to make vaping sexy.
What is it? What is ‘Love Island’? I know it’s a TV show because I heard people talking about it over the weekend but, without rushing to a search engine, I have absolutely no idea what it is. It’s not that I delight in proclaiming my lack of pop culture knowledge; it’s more that (at my age) I’m worried more important stuff will be pushed out if I learn about something new and irrelevant.
We don’t know the outcome of the today’s voting but it matters not, we are predicting the future. It’s something we are really good at. We predicted all the things that have happened and you can’t prove different because we did. We know exactly how it will play out in the homes of vapers. More or less.
Everybody that isn’t a teenager knows that the best things in life existed in a time before they became a drain on the combined parental income. We sought out an expert and found a man drinking Buckfast in the park. “It’s true,” he said while using a tree as a public convenience, “retro chic is driven by adults seeking to relive the carefree days of no responsibility.”
For far too long vapers have had to suffer the fraught and flawed process of trading their previously loved devices online. Stealthvape are prepared to step into the breach once more – and plan on launching the greatest online vaping experience since two blokes thought people would like to see them mumbling and sharing in-jokes.
Like the drunken girl pouring herself into a late-night town centre taxi, like the washed-up Z-list celebrity you barely recognise talking about his love life in a gossip magazine, we are revealing more. Yes, we are revealing more than a fat builder bending over in a pair of loose-fitting jeans.