So, maybe youâ€™re a smoker who has stumbled across this website while researching your options? This can be your new term; it can be the moment you step up from Primary to Big Kid School. But if youâ€™re already a vaper, this doesnâ€™t have to exclude you, thereâ€™s plenty of scope to broaden your fun.
New kit purchases
This is simple for the smoker switching to vaping â€“ buy everything.
For vapers, if you are lucky, you wonâ€™t have spent far too many hours this week being dragged about from store to store. The fortunate will not possess teenage girls, who appear to need to see every product that every shop sells before deciding what things to try on. And after the trying on comes the need to drink something (normally served hot but she prefers it fancy and with ice in) while deciding what things to go back and try on a second time.
But Vapingâ€™s New Term means you can justify that thing you wanted to buy. You can look your partner directly in the eye, lie about the cost, and add it to the drawer of things that rarely get used. What have you put off getting?
Then, like the need to maths sets and new folders (despite the fact that I can go into the bedroom upstairs and find at least two functional maths sets and enumerable serviceable folders), you are also going to need to stock up on lots of different types of juice, wire and wicks.
New times, new learning
New vapers have a mountain to climb; you are all a bunch of Doug Scotts, Junko Tabeis and Aleister Crowleys. You may have set up base camp with a starter kit, but the odds are youâ€™re feeling intimidated looking up at the peak of Mount Cloudchucker. The next heading may help you out.
Likewise, for experienced vapers, there is probably at least one aspect of vaping youâ€™ve put off because you canâ€™t be bothered with the faff. The hot favourite in the betting stakes for this is building a mesh wick and using a genesis/genesis atomiser. Just do it. Set aside some time to mess about with a cheap one and walk about feeling all steampunk and old fashioned.
Friends are simply people you donâ€™t like the look of and havenâ€™t spoken to before. Or something like that, we donâ€™t pay too much attention to motivational posters.
Get along to a vape meet, join a group on Facebook, and/or sign up to a forum like Planet of the Vapes. Vapers are happy little souls who are always bursting to help other vapers. OK, this may be a bit of an exaggeration, but meets and online sites are excellent sources for tips and hints.
Plus, another key aspect to any new term is to the little kids â€“ you know, the one who is smaller than the rucksack he has enveloping him like itâ€™s consuming him during the school day. Actually, forget that bit.
Finally, if youâ€™re a vaper who is just about to embark on a career as a teacher then there is only one tip for you: go to a supermarket, buy as much alcohol as you can afford, consume, then repeat this on a weekly basis.