Stealthvape Blog

“You spin me right round, baby. Right round like a record, baby. Right round round round.” Yes, it’s like the 80’s never went away because the very next thing we are going to mention is Michael J. Fox. Just about now: Michael J. Fox.

Last week we highlighted a problem, but it isn’t fair to leave it hanging. Vape crime is serious and needs a serious solution. Stealthvape doesn’t have a solution, we have loads of them - and not one includes actually killing somebody. This may disappoint some of you, we suggest you make additional plans for that kind of thing and not involve us.

Vapers have been ignored and unappreciated for far too long. Some companies have made valiant efforts to accommodate those ecig users with miles more money than sense – but, quite frankly, the discerning high end has been underserved. We have partnered a major organisation in an effort to correct this.

There are crimes even greater than wearing socks with sandals or leaving your tray of rubbish on the McDonalds table. Vaping is front and centre in the following tales of assault and murder. As Shaw Taylor used to say: “Keep ‘em peeled!”

The signs are there, literally, extolling the benefits of taking a break now and then. Going hard at something to get it completed is all well and good, but when tiredness kicks in there’s a mistake soon to be looming. Every driver has seen the signs on the motorways or major holiday routes – park up and kick back for a bit. A vape company claims that they have evidence nonsmokers would like smoke breaks too.

You never know when a crisis will hit. Imagine the typical scene: it’s a sunny day, barely a cloud in the sky, and everybody is happy. It’s just another ordinary day in this land we like to call home. But what’s that? Over there, what’s that?

It’s the time for new beginnings. We all make daft promises about changing our lives in some fashion shortly after eating tons of rubbish at Xmas – but this is the pivotal season, it’s the moment we’re accustomed to moving schools, changing classes and embracing new challenges.

There is something cool about being in the minority and rebelling against the status quo. It’s something associated with being young, headstrong and carefree – the anger of youth raging against the establishment. You don’t have to agree with the underlying principles, but black and red will never go out of fashion. Yes, being a rebel is cool. And that’s vaping.

A sigh punctuated what had become an increasingly uncomfortable silence. This kind of thing was meant to be easy, and the two men sitting on either side of the table were masters at their game – but they were running out of ideas. That scared them if the clicking of biros and beads of sweat were anything to go by.