January. Christmas has gone, the credit card bill arrives and it’s still dark on the way to and from work. Nothing could be more miserable than this time of year. So, phone up the credit card company and get your limit extended to barely repayable levels because Stealthvape Tours and Travel wants to whisk you away from all of this.
What’s the purpose of Stealthvape Tours and Travel, you are asking yourself. Quite simply, it offers exactly the same kind of tour and travel service that you could find from any other tour and travel company. Except it’s for vapers. To date you will have had to arrange your holiday by speaking to people who probably didn't vape, and travel on buses, trains and planes that were operated by non-vapers.
Then, upon arriving at your destination, you would be greeted like Michael Gove at Boris Johnson’s birthday party. Or, just for balance, as welcome as Jeremy Corbyn at Tony Blair’s trip to Carpet Supacentre. “Vapoteur? Non, monsieur,” says the genial host at your vacation centre. “Mais non! C'est un place locale for the population locale.”
The world is splitting in two; there are places where vaping is positively welcomed and places where it is banned. We know those places. Well, we know some of them and we’ve constructed everything from short breaks to full blown tours to explore them.
Fancy an inner city vape break? Our five star tent beckons from a luxurious East Midlands roundabout, handy for Nottingham city centre shopping and all of the vape-friendly places it contains. Martin may look dishevelled, he would be given that we turfed him out of his tent, but he is a font of knowledge and is willing to act as your concierge for two bottles of super-strength cider and a fish supper.
But you want more, right? You fancy combining vaping with extreme thrills. In days gone by, adventure seekers would go to the places the Foreign Office advised against. Well now you can do it from a vape perspective with our round the world ‘Banned’ tour.
Landing in California, you will be breaking the law from the minute you take your first puff until the moment you’re running back to the airport. Hop from there to Australia, to Singapore and then through other Far Eastern countries where vaping is considered worse than murder. Before you know it you’ll have a collection of arrest photographs to be proud of and a story for every vape meet back home.
It’s not been easy setting up the range of activities Stealthvape Tours and Travel can now offer, and they aren’t cheap either – but then nothing worthwhile is. Just make sure you don’t leave it too late, bookings are anticipated to come in thick and fast as the drudgery of January blurs into a miserable February.