It's that time of year where every vaper wonders if they've been a good girl or boy or non-binary individual. Like, that time when someone took up two parking bays with a display of sublime ineptitude and you shouted rude things - like that doesn't count, right? And surely Vape Santa can appreciate the cleverness of sarcasm when used to feign interest in a sport you see no point in?
It has been brought to our attention that some of our customers hold faiths that prohibit the use or consumption of certain animal by-products. Likewise, we have discovered the existence of non-religious types of people who generally don’t like or object to the presence of animal by-products in things like Chicken Curry or shoes. This is a message for all of our customers (to show we care).
Apparently it is now considered traditional for half of Birmingham to resemble the part of Frankfurt that isn’t the international airport. We thought it might be good to have a twist on that so we have decided to roll out The Stealthvape Festive British Market to any city centre prepared to have us.
It’s that time of year where the wrong type of leaves can prevent public transport from completing its allotted mission. Instead of getting home to screaming children and upset spouses, commuters are cast onto cold platforms to wait, and watch shapes escaping from their mouths into the chilled air.
We’ve smashed the last nail into the wooden boards, the barbed wire is in place and the metal sheeting looks like it might last. Forgive us if we vanish for 48hours, but it gets scary out there this time of year. Hide the children in cupboards, turn all the lights off – all of us just might make it through to Monday in one piece.
The greatest global corporations started life as a cluttered desk and a small window to the world. Tesco came into being after T. E. Stockwell sold a case of tea to Mr. Cohen. Businesses grow like families, and all families need planning, financial planning. As part of our quest to become a dominant international brand, we are delighted to announce the launch of the Bank of Stealthvape.
The world opened up to vaping in 2014. Finally, on the back of huge home market growth, vapers took centre stage in news and current affairs. More than that, ‘Vape’ was made word of the year by Oxford Dictionaries. How appropriate is it that in 2016, as vaping faces its greatest challenges in the UK and overseas, the new word of the year is ‘Post-truth’?
Like monks marching Tibetan trails, vapers seek enlightenment. They quest for the ultimate in rewarding vape experiences, a liquid to illuminate their life. They, or rather ‘you’ need the Stealthvape Tao of Vaping residential weekend.
Where does everything go when we no longer see them? Cars, bikes, computer consoles, mods and attys? Stuff that used to be a must-have item suddenly doesn’t feature in your day-to-day sphere of reference. You know that Peter Kay? He used to be on the TV. Where do they keep him now? With the Gameboys?
We are all vapers and, as our survey showed, we are almost all ex-smokers. Ninety-eight percent of those who replied stated that vaping helped them to quit smoking. And yet anti-vape campaigners still attack the products, the companies and the people who made this possible. With one billion lives on the line, we welcome the launch of a film that will define this moment in harm reduction.