…..isn’t here, but we’ve plenty of things worth getting yourself indignantly over excited about. Many folk were mortified at the bare faced nerve we had to offer you a 33% discount on our wire reels, but we didn’t care. We were even less bothered about what people thought when we hit you with a cynical cash grab 15% discount on Evolv DNA Boards. And now we’re about to something else as equally irksome and daft.
So prepare yourselves for some awesome lack of innovation followers of fashion! This one is almost as good as a pod. We’re going to completely and totally surprise you by giving you a total slap in the expectations. You’re going to feel as cheap and dirty as our idea.
Ready for it?
It’s a game changer.
It’s going to be totally lit.
A sitewide 15% pre-VAT discount code.
We know yeah!. It’s totally awesome AF.
It may look and vape just like every other discount available on the market, but the very small aesthetic changes we’ve made make it absolutely NEW and INNOVATIVE.
You could use this code on our amazeballs new Battery Tubes. You can use the unique code idea to cut down the price of our Source 510s. You can even go from direct lung to tight MTL by buying some appropriate resistance wire. This thing is versatile and bring you much happy very nice time.
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