Oscillation Overthruster

“The future begins tomorrow”

You don’t have to be a modern-day renaissance man, top neurosurgeon, particle physicist, race car driver, rock star or comic book hero to appreciate the potential that Stealthvape’s Oscillation Overthruster offers.

For far too long we have been limited to vaping in an 88mph world – the Oscillation Overthruster will produce clouds from the 8^th dimension. Doing away with traditional wicks and coils, the oscillator manages to weave physical matter. And, we believe, it is the only inter-dimensional device available on the market.

Building on research by Doctors Emilio Lizardo and Hikita dating back to 1938, hard-rocking scientists at the Banzai Institute managed to perfect the technology.

Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems claim the intellectual property rights so be sure to buy one while you still can.

The Oscillation Overthruster is a miniature colliding beam accelerator that creates intermediate vector bosons from the annihilation of electrons and their antimatter counterparts, positrons.

If used correctly it will vaporise our patented, proprietary bespoke e-liquid formula leading to a 17% improvement in vaping. Liquid will be available in both Black Lectroid and Red Lectroid flavours.

The Oscillation Overthruster will appeal to those fortunate enough to get a Tesla Pack while they were briefly in stock, or vapers who appreciate full-on Banzai vaping.

So join us at Stealthvape on our journey back to the future: “No matter where you go, there you are”: vape heaven.