It is very rare that we come across vape items exuding this level of quality. It is exceptional that one atomiser can appeal to absolutely everybody (*except Mexicans, social democrats or terrorists). The atomiser was designed and built 100% in the USA by a Trump employee picking up the phone and calling China.
The first 1,000 units come in a gift box with a free sample of Trump Hair cotton wick â€“ that works by placing a tuft at a jaunty angle on the top of the drip tip.
What can we say about it that the great man hasnâ€™t already said to a large crowd while having people ejected by security: â€œI know lots of reviewers. I know the best reviewers. They are behind this atomizer 100% because they know I would not put my name to anything shoddy or likely to fail. And it wonâ€™t fail because I have all the vapes. I have the flavor vapes, I have the cloudy vapes, I have the vapey vapes. I have all the vapes. And this Trump atomizer, everyone wants it. Even people who donâ€™t want to vape want it because they want a bit of me because Iâ€™m successful in everything I do.â€
- It is the only atomiser that looks like one of Trumpâ€™s buildings.
- It is the only atomiser that stands a chance of defeating ISIS.
- It can even be held in small hands with cocktail-sausage fingers.
- It comes in a range of one colour, that being billionaire/cheesy gold.
- It would perform quite well during a televised election debate.
- Anyone calling it ridiculous will be sued.
So, The Trump Atomiser – coming soon.