For far too long vapers have had to suffer the fraught and flawed process of trading their previously loved devices online. Stealthvape are prepared to step into the breach once more – and plan on launching the greatest online vaping experience since two blokes thought people would like to see them mumbling and sharing in-jokes.
Monthly Archives: February 2020
Everybody that isn’t a teenager knows that the best things in life existed in a time before they became a drain on the combined parental income. We sought out an expert and found a man drinking Buckfast in the park. “It’s true,” he said while using a tree as a public convenience, “retro chic is driven by adults seeking to relive the carefree days of no responsibility.”
What is it? What is ‘Love Island’? I know it’s a TV show because I heard people talking about it over the weekend but, without rushing to a search engine, I have absolutely no idea what it is. It’s not that I delight in proclaiming my lack of pop culture knowledge; it’s more that (at my age) I’m worried more important stuff will be pushed out if I learn about something new and irrelevant.
OK, this is going to take some doing on the part of a lot of people, but vaping needs it. In order to spread the message and encourage smokers to make the switch to vaping we are going to have to take direct action. The Tobacco Products Directive supposedly outlaws advertising the benefits of an ecig – so it’s up to us. You, me and Fat Dylan from the bus stop. It’s up to us to make vaping sexy.
Some people have chosen to vape as a means of quitting smoking but others have decided they want to do it to rid themselves of nicotine altogether. There are vapers who get by with a basic setup while there are those who just can’t get enough kit. Perhaps you want a souvenir of your time vaping as testament to quitting smoking? Maybe you yearn for a vape-related collectible series? Read on…
Who loves sport? Everybody adores sport, that’s who. But they particularly flip out over tournaments. This summer has been incredible for international exercise fans. Lots of people, like at least a hundred, recently enjoyed the kickball thing in France – and then were ecstatic when TV was cancelled for a hitball fortnight in Wombledon. Next up, lycra-clad types will be jumping up and down or running about a bit in South Zikavirus. It only stands to reason that Stealthvape should enter the fray with a vape-related championathon.
It is not often that we get the chance to celebrate the implementation of a uniformly popular piece of legislation. There was the Beer Ban Act of 2015, but that was blocked from leaving the floor of the house by a clump of drunken MPs after a late-night drinking and debating session. Thank goodness Europe stepped in to make sure every Brit can now benefit from the Tobacco Products Directive.
We have seen a massive growth in the number of people vaping for many years now. What began as a simple alternative to smoking has bloomed into an activity that can be enjoyed in multiple ways; we believe we have nailed it with a new product designed to help those who want an easy way to explore all the different ways to vape with the Stealthvape Vaping Vapebox For Vapers ™.
Vaping works, we all know that. As ex-hardened smokers we all longed for an easier way to quit the evil weed and then along came the electronic cigarette. Hundreds of thousands, the millions, flocked to the new technology because it gives all the joy of smoking without the cocktail of carcinogens. Again, we all know this.
Jock fiddled with the base of an atomiser. For a while he’d been subconsciously attempting to condense it down to the size of a black hole singularity, but the realisation of a pain growing in his thumb made him stop. Flipping it to the other hand, he rolled it between an uninjured thumb and forefinger.
