We don’t know the outcome of the today’s voting but it matters not, we are predicting the future. It’s something we are really good at. We predicted all the things that have happened and you can’t prove different because we did. We know exactly how it will play out in the homes of vapers. More or less.
Monthly Archives: February 2020
Everybody that isn’t a teenager knows that the best things in life existed in a time before they became a drain on the combined parental income. We sought out an expert and found a man drinking Buckfast in the park. “It’s true,” he said while using a tree as a public convenience, “retro chic is driven by adults seeking to relive the carefree days of no responsibility.”
For far too long vapers have had to suffer the fraught and flawed process of trading their previously loved devices online. Stealthvape are prepared to step into the breach once more – and plan on launching the greatest online vaping experience since two blokes thought people would like to see them mumbling and sharing in-jokes.
It was a day like any other in the offices of British Deathsticks Incorporated (BDI). Sven was looking at graphs depicting the profits from misery, Aneka played with the bundles of cash strewn all over the canteen and Rashid was constructing a infogram depicting how many small companies they’d crushed with legal action that month.
It is with sadness and a sense of loss that we welcomed the news of Mark Drakeford’s passing (as the Minister for Stupid Ideas and Silly Grins). We are sure we are not alone when we say that we’ll miss his frequent comments. Welsh politics will be all the poorer for his sideways move so we have come up with some suggestions for his party to consider.
‘They’ say that it’s darkest just before dawn although this is clearly nonsense otherwise the birds wouldn’t know when to begin making a din. But it all seemed a bit bleak for vaping, and then got bleaker with the Tobacco Products Directive coming into effect today. But ‘they’ also say that it’s not over until a plus-sized lady starts flexing her vocal muscles. We have been given an opportunity.
It is not often that we get the chance to celebrate the implementation of a uniformly popular piece of legislation. There was the Beer Ban Act of 2015, but that was blocked from leaving the floor of the house by a clump of drunken MPs after a late-night drinking and debating session. Thank goodness Europe stepped in to make sure every Brit can now benefit from the Tobacco Products Directive.
We at Stealthvape are aware of how uncertain the vaping future is. The industry is coming to terms with the Tobacco Products Directive, the battle for a common sense approach to harm reduction continues and vapers are wondering how best to ready themselves. With so much clouded in ambiguity, it will be good to know that we have your back with product safety.
We have seen a massive growth in the number of people vaping for many years now. What began as a simple alternative to smoking has bloomed into an activity that can be enjoyed in multiple ways; we believe we have nailed it with a new product designed to help those who want an easy way to explore all the different ways to vape with the Stealthvape Vaping Vapebox For Vapers ™.
In the media, it always seems to be a case of one step forward and a big push back for those of us who vape. A positive story breaks only to be followed by a couple of negative ones. Half of them are generic to any device using a lithium-ion cell while the other negative ones mostly rely on misinterpreting data, shoddy research practice or outright lies. It is with extreme delight that we welcome the Royal College of Physicians Report.
