Author Archives: Rob Ellard

This tale is about a man we will call John. That isn’t his real name, he’s actually called Dave but there are so many of them it could be anybody. John is a unique name befitting a vaping saga with a salient point. The point being that it could be any of us. But it isn’t. It’s about Dave. Err, John.

This article is to clarify Evolv’s warranty and our obligations under The Consumer Rights Act 2015

Consumer Rights

The Consumer Rights Act 2015 replaced the Sale of Goods Act to give customers more protection against poor sevice, faulty products and rogue vendors.

In a new rehashed series of one bumper article, Auntie Stealthvape will be dealing with some of the many letters we receive at Stealthvape Towers that we didn’t address last week. Auntie Stealthvape has been giving people advice over the Internet for the last seven years, whether they wanted it or not.

It has been brought to our attention that some of our customers hold faiths that prohibit the use or consumption of certain animal by-products. Likewise, we have discovered the existence of non-religious types of people who generally don’t like or object to the presence of animal by-products in things like Chicken Curry or shoes. This is a message for all of our customers (to show we care).

Apparently it is now considered traditional for half of Birmingham to resemble the part of Frankfurt that isn’t the international airport. We thought it might be good to have a twist on that so we have decided to roll out The Stealthvape Festive British Market to any city centre prepared to have us.

We are conducting a survey looking at how well vaping has worked as a quit tool for vapers. There are 30 brief questions that will only take a couple of minutes to complete and all replies will remain anonymous. Please click on the link and feel free to share it on social media and with friends. We are only looking at people who used to smoke and now vape. The results will be shared in a future blog post and ought to make very interesting reading.

“Now I do not believe you wanted to do that,” said a Harry Enfield TV character. He was clever like that, this character. He could see what the other person was doing and identify all the things that were wrong with those things. A character that was almost as clever and funny as the thousands of people who would go to school and work the next day saying “Now I do not believe you wanted to do that.” Over and over. And over. Oh yes, the Nineties was a golden age of workplace comedy.

Thanks to blustery Internet causing dark clouds in the house, I was moved to consider the week in terms of a vaping weather forecast. What brought a ray of sunshine or outbreaks of the chills in your vapeweek?