“What are your plans, Stealthvape? How are you preparing for life in the apocalyptic 2017 TPD landscape?” Questions like this have cropped up with such a lack of frequency that it seemed like just the sort of thing we should address. So, as long as everybody promises not to nick our ideas here’s what is in the pipeline.
Probably inspired by some film or other, clowns have been wreaking havoc across the United States. Now they’re scaring people witless in Britain (who’d find watching an episode of Strictly Come Ed Balls frightening in the dark). What is going on and how does it relate to vaping? We decided to investigate.
The 1970s were incredible according to folks who didn’t live through the decade. That said, there were aspects of it that still exert a strong hold over people’s affections. Most importantly, looking at the stats from recent surveys, it’s when a huge load of us began smoking.
Everybody in the world knows that the best television show ever created has, well, erm, we aren’t quite sure because we don’t watch it. What we do know is that it appeared to be very popular and people are angrier than a right-leaning socialist wasp in a Labour Party conference.
There have been so many vape stories in the media over the last few weeks. And, in almost every case, they are focussing on the dangers and risks vaping poses – dangers and risks of the explosive kind. We don’t sell batteries but we know a thing or two about them so (in the hope that this article spreads a bit of safety knowledge) here is some advice.
There has been a lot of nonsense written about vaping over the last eighteen months by anti-ecig campaigners. To date, we have counted 19 research papers, twelve journal submissions and nine hundred and fifty-two misinformed press articles. Here is the truth; here are Stealthvape’s fantastic vape facts:
We are delighted with the response to our launch of the acrylic car cup mod holder and the acrylic vape stand for boxes, tubes and attys. In fact, the demand has encouraged us to look at further storage solutions for the demanding vapers who have complex and extensive storage needs.
Taking advantage of the government’s policy of letting people with absolutely no experience run an educational establishment, last year we opened up the Stealthvape School of Vape. The school was opened with the education of the children of vapers in mind, although we have had to let in some other pupils in order to make up the numbers. Here is a copy of head teacher’s speech for the new academic year.
Despite the growing body of evidence supporting vaping, including our survey published last week, governments are still bent on restricting consumer freedoms. If there’s one thing you can depend on us for then it’s workable solutions to real life problems. Help us make this one a reality – help us build the Stealthvape Vape Space Station.
Where can the future of vaping go? Not very far, with the restrictions being imposed on both sides of the Atlantic. It is time for more out of the box thinking – and we’ve nailed it. You can only restrict devices but there are no rules about what you can do with your body. Welcome to the world of augmented vaping.
